Im thinking of shaving

topic posted Tue, March 29, 2005 - 1:09 AM by  Unsubscribed
I dont know if I will or not yet but I am thinking of it.It gets fairly hot itchy and dusty in the summer time here.On the other hand I love the way it looks....What do you fine members think I should do?
Justin
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  • Re: Im thinking of shaving

    Tue, March 29, 2005 - 1:23 AM
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your such a handsome hot man with a beard.. not that ya wont be without one but beards are always better for lots of thing .. like my fantasies :o)
  • Re: Im thinking of shaving

    Tue, March 29, 2005 - 5:45 AM
    most years i've shorn for the summer months. nothing so delicate as shaving...just as close as the clippers'll get. though sometimes i'll sport a hawk and a wee goatee. i catch hell from my principled longhair friends about it

    "it is NOT a fashion statement! it's a way of life!"

    to me, it's convenient. in that vein, blazing heat is inconvenient - moreso with a full head of hair and furry cheeks.
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    Re: Im thinking of shaving

    Tue, March 29, 2005 - 8:02 AM
    I'll be polite and refrain from using the "P" word... All you guys that threaten to shave and complain about itch.....LET IT GROW!!!
    Take my word for it. After a while the itching stops.
    This is the CULT OF THE BEARD. Certain sacrifices must be made for ultimate sexyness
    • Re: Im thinking of shaving

      Tue, March 29, 2005 - 8:15 AM
      "Certain sacrifices must be made for ultimate sexyness"


      RIGHT ON!!!! <high-5's Goat-T> ...stop shaving dammit...there is not enough bearded men out there for my liking, so stop shaving, it's all about ME, don'tcha' know!!! =)
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        Re: Im thinking of shaving

        Tue, March 29, 2005 - 5:30 PM
        "RIGHT ON!!!! <high-5's Goat-T> ...stop shaving dammit...there is not enough bearded men out there for my liking, so stop shaving, it's all about ME, don'tcha' know!!! =) "

        Thats what I iz here for

        <Smoooooooches>

        the
        Goatthang

  • Re: Im thinking of shaving

    Tue, March 29, 2005 - 11:59 AM
    i deal with the same thing, since i should be a part of the sweaty hairy men tribe, certain parts of the beard are easy to grow back, but the things that are worth keeping are the handlebars and the devils point, everything else can be shaved and grown back again in no time....handlebars are our primal version of antlers and tusks, they show off the power of being male
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    Re: Im thinking of shaving

    Tue, March 29, 2005 - 3:12 PM
    when ur beard itches, rub it on ur woman, you'll get ur scratch, and she'll coo and ooo and ahh and ooh, but make sure u ain't got any bugs up in thar first.
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      Re: Im thinking of shaving

      Tue, March 29, 2005 - 5:28 PM
      <but make sure u ain't got any bugs up in thar first. >

      and what ever you had for breakfast that morning

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        Re: Im thinking of shaving

        Tue, April 26, 2005 - 12:30 AM
        I'm sure it makes me a beard wus but I've never gone a whole year without being clean shaven.

        I can grow a good beard in just a month so my usual MO is this:

        1) get lazy and stop shaving

        2) at 2 months do some moderate trimming

        3) at 4 months begin non-stop internal conversation "should I shave it off or not?"

        4) shave and enjoy several days of freaking myself out by being surprised at seeing my face in mirror.

        5) Give-in to laziness and return to step one.

        I'm probably in the wrong tribe with my lack of devotion to the beard but I can't get motivated enough to start "Lazy Fuckers who Hate Shaving" tribe.
        • Re: Im thinking of shaving

          Thu, January 5, 2006 - 5:40 AM
          Blasphemy I tell you! lol
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            Re: Im thinking of shaving

            Mon, January 23, 2006 - 7:02 AM
            Oh man, I just did last night. Had the beard pretty full but no sideburns, now, just a moustache! Dang it sure is cold out!! Funny how you can really feel the cold now :)
            Don't worry, it won't be gone for long... it'll just come back bigger and better! yeah!

            Joe

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