will of the beard

topic posted Mon, March 27, 2006 - 7:45 PM by  casey
my beard has a will of its own, if I'm lucky, which i am, i can trim it occasionally without taunting it too badly. Otherwise it is like a doctor full of gin, a cat high on catnip, conan after they killed his parents, it can summon great powers and use me as its pawn to do its bidding.
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casey
Oregon

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